My take on the EW Finale Awards
Spoilers! Also, this would be different if I’d given myself more than 30 minutes.
Saddest Death: Sammy, Revenge. Addie, American Horror Story
Best Overall Ending to an Otherwise Crappy Season: GLEE
Best Romantic Cliffhanger: Travis & Laurie, Cougar Town
Best Non-Romantic Cliffhanger: Victoria/Emily’s mom, Revenge
Best Kiss: Me and Benedict Cumberbatch through my television
Best Beards: Duck Dynasty
Best Duo: Max and Penny, Happy Endings
Best Fight (Verbal or Physical): Jax v. Clay, Sons of Anarchy
Top Tissue Moment (Single tear or sobfest): Kristin Wiig’s goodbye, SNL
Single Most Clever Twist: Romeo, Sons of Anarchy
Funniest Half Hour (or hour, if supersized): 30 Rock Live
Single Funniest Moment: Hope as Hillary Clinton, Raising Hope. Warrick Dunn falling out of his SUV, Life’s Too Short.
Most Rewound Moment: Groovy Kind of Love, New Girl
Most Likely to Stay on My DVR the Longest: Happy Endings, Cougar Town
Biggest Regret That I Didn’t See It, I Just Heard or Read About It: Game of Thrones, Girls
Next Year’s Season Pass is Now in Jeopardy: Once Upon A Time
Summer Show I’m most looking forward to: Dallas
Best Lifetime Movie: Untouchable