My take on the EW Finale Awards


Spoilers!  Also, this would be different if I’d given myself more than 30 minutes.

Saddest Death: Sammy, Revenge.  Addie, American Horror Story

Best Overall Ending to an Otherwise Crappy Season: GLEE

Best Romantic Cliffhanger: Travis & Laurie, Cougar Town

Best Non-Romantic Cliffhanger: Victoria/Emily’s mom, Revenge

Best Kiss: Me and Benedict Cumberbatch through my television

Best Beards: Duck Dynasty

Best Duo: Max and Penny, Happy Endings

Best Fight (Verbal or Physical): Jax v. Clay, Sons of Anarchy

Top Tissue Moment (Single tear or sobfest): Kristin Wiig’s goodbye, SNL

Single Most Clever Twist:  Romeo, Sons of Anarchy

Funniest Half Hour (or hour, if supersized): 30 Rock Live

Single Funniest Moment: Hope as Hillary Clinton, Raising Hope. Warrick Dunn falling out of his SUV, Life’s Too Short.

Most Rewound Moment: Groovy Kind of Love, New Girl

Most Likely to Stay on My DVR the Longest: Happy Endings, Cougar Town

Biggest Regret That I Didn’t See It, I Just Heard or Read About It:  Game of Thrones, Girls

Next Year’s Season Pass is Now in Jeopardy: Once Upon A Time

Summer Show I’m most looking forward to: Dallas

Best Lifetime Movie: Untouchable