No big deal just doing a L’Oreal Beach Spray Hair commercial over here.

No big deal just doing a L’Oreal Beach Spray Hair commercial over here.

I knew it in my heart but now it’s confirmed on my calendar. I’m officially a Vikings fan. #TeddyBearBallgame5

I knew it in my heart but now it’s confirmed on my calendar. I’m officially a Vikings fan. #TeddyBearBallgame5

voxsart:

Workwear Ronnie.
Ronald Reagan.

voxsart:

Workwear Ronnie.

Ronald Reagan.

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angrywocunited:

tedx:

"The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.”

From Adora Svitak’s talkWhat adults can learn from kids.” In her talk, Adora makes a case for why adults shouldn’t underestimate kids. And they shouldn’t. Kids are doing amazing things. Let’s just take a second to think about how Adora organized her first TEDxYouth event when she was just 12.

This weekend, young people around the world are attending, organizing, speaking at, and watching TEDxYouthDay events — TEDx events dedicated to the ingenuity of kids worldwide. Every year we’re taken aback by the amazing things that come out of these events, and we think you should be, too. Find a TEDxYouthDay event near you to attend or watch live online here.

this is so effing important and i’m super impressed after read her transcript

YES!

Best late-night snack. Thanks @bourboncowboy. #IRationedThem

Best late-night snack. Thanks @bourboncowboy. #IRationedThem

darvinasafo:


#Ferguson #Mike Brown

darvinasafo:

#Ferguson #Mike Brown

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Hey, Chad Noble, you up?

Hey, Chad Noble, you up?

iOS8 just won my heart.

iOS8 just won my heart.

Isn’t it weird to think that Hitler’s soul is walking around in one of us trying to make things right and none of us know it?

Who said it worse?


I realized last night that England’s Prince Philip and Vice President Joe Biden have a lot in common. They both sit next to the most important person in their respective countries, they are completely unpredictable and we all secretly want to get drunk with them. Guess which one of these wing men said the following:

  1. “If you stay here much longer, you’ll go home with slitty eyes.” To a British student in China, 1986
  2. ”His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.” On the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, 2010
  3. “Are we going to need ear plugs?” After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002
  4. ”You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.” In a private remark to an Indian-American, 2006
  5.  “There’s a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?” Asking Cate Blanchett to fix his DVD player because she worked “in the film industry” 2008
  6. “If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested.” 1970
  7. “I guess what I’m trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast—and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!” Speaking to a group of Turkish-American and Azerbaijani-American donors, 2012
  8. “They’re a damn nuisance - I’ve got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.” On smoke alarms to a woman who lost two sons in a fire, 1998
  9. ”An hour late, oh give me a f**king break.” After arriving on Amtrak at Union Station, 2009
  10.  “They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.” To Susan Edwards and her guide dog in 2002
  11. "You know, I’m embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don’t. I’m actually embarrassed." 2009
  12. "If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong." 2009
  13.  “You look like you’re ready for bed!” To President of Nigeria, who was in national dress, 2003.
  14. “Do people trip over you?” To wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident, 2002
  15. ”A successful dump!” explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump), 2008
No boss? Free pizza? Best day!

No boss? Free pizza? Best day!

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My Scottish Valentine. @brigidkaelin.

My Scottish Valentine. @brigidkaelin.

“I think if I’m gonna answer that question, because it is a hard question, I’d like to suggest that we all answer that question right now, while I’m talking. I’ll continue. Believe me, I won’t shut up. I have a microphone. But let’s all ask ourselves that question right now. What does it feel like to be you? What does it feel like to be you? Yeah. It feels good to be you, doesn’t it? It feels good, because there’s one thing that you are — you’re the only one that’s you, right?. So you’re the only one that’s you, and we get confused sometimes — or I do, I think everyone does — you try to compete. You think, Dammit, someone else is trying to be me. Someone else is trying to be me. But I don’t have to armor myself against those people; I don’t have to armor myself against that idea if I can really just relax and feel content in this way and this regard. If I can just feel, just think now: How much do you weigh? This is a thing I like to do with myself when I get lost and I get feeling funny. How much do you weigh? Think about how much each person here weighs and try to feel that weight in your seat right now, in your bottom right now. Parts in your feet and parts in your bum. Just try to feel your own weight, in your own seat, in your own feet. Okay? So if you can feel that weight in your body, if you can come back into the most personal identification, a very personal identification, which is: I am. This is me now. Here I am, right now. This is me now. Then you don’t feel like you have to leave, and be over there, or look over there. You don’t feel like you have to rush off and be somewhere. There’s just a wonderful sense of well-being that begins to circulate up and down, from your top to your bottom. Up and down from your top to your spine. And you feel something that makes you almost want to smile, that makes you want to feel good, that makes you want to feel like you could embrace yourself.
So what’s it like to be me? You can ask yourself, What’s it like to be me? You know, the only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.”

bill murray, in response to the question “what’s it like to be you?” (via vulture.com)

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