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I just flicked something off my arm that I’m sure was not person, place, thing, animal, plant nor mineral.

A Way Back From That Hurt


roxanegay:

It has rained all day. It is dark outside. I don’t mind. It seems appropriate.

I wrote an essay for The New York Times about the beach. It’s humor. I mention this because I have already received an e-mail, from a stranger, explaining to me why I am wrong about the beach. Thank you.

Here is…

Albert and Einstein did their chores and got a treat. #guineapigspringcleaning #rockinSaturdaynight

Albert and Einstein did their chores and got a treat. #guineapigspringcleaning #rockinSaturdaynight

Do I love Neil deGrasse Tyson more than Zac Efron? Discuss.

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

I really hope this kid gets to meet Bono one day.

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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thereal1990s:

Freaks & Geeks (1999)

thereal1990s:

Freaks & Geeks (1999)

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Look, I’m a bunny!!

Look, I’m a bunny!!

(Source: dailybunny, via lizardpaws)

muffinmonstermunchies:


I don’t care how this picture happened. I love it

muffinmonstermunchies:

I don’t care how this picture happened. I love it

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giantpandaphotos:

Bao Bao at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. on May 26, 2014.
© Saulesmeit.

Jakisbrain: all pandas, all the time.

giantpandaphotos:

Bao Bao at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. on May 26, 2014.

© Saulesmeit.

Jakisbrain: all pandas, all the time.

(Source: taliabobalia)

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

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